Ripley, are you even trying today?
1. Penates: Don’t Believe It! Ripley, ‘Penates’ isn’t a single god, it’s a class of gods, the gods of the hearth and home (originally Etruscan, assimilated into Roman culture).
2. Fat: Don’t Believe It! Fat Virus, Big Mac gene, it’s all the same–unbelievable nonsense.
3. Dog: Believe It! I’ll give you a pass on this one, Ripley. I’m not even going to look it up.